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Capito perché il baseball è il mio sport preferito? :paper:

Aspettate, io ho sempre considerato la prima base come bacio con la lingua, la seconda come bacio con la lingua più toccatina/masturbation ricevuta/data e alla terza preliminari. Casa base invece e' la parte finale, ovviamente e' inutile specificarla.

Chiedevo proprio perché ci sono molte ambiguità sulle definizioni di seconda e terza base. Casa base è ovvio, come anche la prima. Ma secondo voi esiste anche la quinta? :lol2:

Bhe' la quinta o e' un bukkakke, o una mega orgia o un gangbang :lol2:

lleo wrote: Chiedevo proprio perché ci sono molte ambiguità sulle definizioni di seconda e terza base. Casa base è ovvio, come anche la prima. Ma secondo voi esiste anche la quinta? :lol2:

se chiudi con 4-4, 4 HR e 16 RBI

lleo wrote: Chiedevo proprio perché ci sono molte ambiguità sulle definizioni di seconda e terza base. Casa base è ovvio, come anche la prima. Ma secondo voi esiste anche la quinta? :lol2:

Potrebbe, ma non sono tanti quelli che la raggiungono

ANDREA ILB wrote: Capito perché il baseball è il mio sport preferito? :paper:

Perchè ti piace giocare con mazze e palle? 

ripper23 wrote: Perchè ti piace giocare con mazze e palle? 

Colpito e affondato :lol2:

Radiofreccia wrote: Colpito e affondato :lol2:

Pfui :paper:

lleo wrote: Definisci terza base :gazza:

ecco cosa ne pensa wikipedia

List of sexual metaphors

Although details vary, the most broadly accepted description of what each base represented is as follows:

    * First base is commonly understood to be French kissing, but can also mean any mouth-to-mouth kissing.[4][5]
    * Second base is groping or feeling up underneath the shirt or mutual masturbation, fondling or groping of male or female genitals. Also rubbing sensitive parts of the chest (Nipples).
    * Third base usually refers to oral sex
    * Home plate (also fourth base), aka Scoring a Run, Hitting a Home Run, (or "scoring", "going all the way", "Goin Hawd", "Lamia Lovin" "coming home", "rounding the bases" etc.) is sexual intercourse.[4][5][6][7]

An alliterative mnemonic often used to remember the four bases is "French, Feel, Finger, Fuck"

Other baseball sexual metaphors:

    * Striking out is often used to describe rejection and sexual frustration.[8]
    * Pitcher and catcher are used to describe the participants in male homosexual anal intercourse.[8]
    * Switch-hitter refers to bisexuals, while a "switch" may refer to someone who takes both a "top" or "bottom" role in domination play.[citation needed]

A number of other baseball related euphemisms and variations on the original metaphor exist. David Letterman has chronicled many of these in his "Top Ten Baseball Euphemisms for Sex," a recurring theme on his Top Ten Lists.[9]

    * A Strikeout occurs when there is no success at all. Striking out looking means no success because one did not try to "get on base" and striking out swinging means the partner refused any attempts.
    * An Ejection occurs when there is no success as a result of becoming "just friends".
    * A Two Run Homer is sexual intercourse two times in one night.
    * A Three Run Homer is sexual intercourse three times in one night.
    * A Grand slam is sexual intercourse four times in one night (sometimes sexual intercourse after knowing the other person for only one day) or anal sex.
    * An inside the park home run is a non-intercourse orgasm resulting from dry humping (clothed genital to genital stimulation).
    * A Walk is a goodnight kiss, celebratory kiss, or any other kind of non-romantic kiss.
    * Batting practice refers to masturbation.
    * A Balk is premature ejaculation.
    * An Error is when a person has blackout sex they regret.
    * Batting for the other team/Switch hitting—Typically means the individual is homosexual or bisexual, but could also mean they are heterosexual, if the term is used by a homosexual person.
    * Scoring is sexual intercourse.
    * The pitcher is the active or top partner in (especially homosexual) anal sex or sexual intercourse.

    * The catcher is the passive receiver or bottom partner in (especially homosexual) anal sex or sexual intercourse.
    * A ground rule double is accidentally fondling, especially breasts when falling on a girl.
    * Stealing a base means advancing to the next "base" prior to consent.
    * Stealing home means rape, date rape in particular.
    * Picked off a base means being refused any more "bases" because of perceived lack of skill or ability.
    * Thrown out at the plate occurs when intercourse is refused at the last moment as a result of, for example: physical appearance in the nude, not having a condom, or inability to obtain an erection.
    * A Rain delay is postponing of a date/romantic encounter, typically as a result of menstruation, but also from unforseeable circumstances (mood, headache, parents, etc.).
    * Being called up from the Minors is having a sexual encounter while not of legal age.
    * A slumpbuster is having a sexual encounter with someone who you are not attracted to, for the sole purpose of getting back in the game.
    * Bunting for a hit is taking what the defense will give you with little to no effort in a desperate attempt to get on base (or hooking up with an ugly person), can be used to get out of a slump.
    * A Walk off is a happy ending.
    * A Walk off Grand Slam—a satisyfing one-time sexual encounter, as in a one-night stand.
    * Breaking up two is when a jealous rival prevents you from turning a double play.
    * A Corked bat is when a man takes performance enhancing drugs.
    * A double switch is an attempt by a man to change the point of penetration, without warning the female.
    * A sacrifice fly is when a person performs oral sex on a second person, allowing the second person to score (have an orgasm), while the first person often experiences discomfort (getting out). Especially true when the second person doesn't reciprocate as promised.
    * The Infield Fly Rule is when there is an unequal ratio of males to females at a party, and a member of the gender with more members leaves to create an equal ratio.
    * Pine tar is lubricant.
    * Fan interference is cockblocking.
    * Charging the mound is when two guys fight over a desired female who was flirting with both men.
    * A hidden ball trick is when a man tucks his penis behind his legs, also known as man-gina or fruit salad.
    * Taking one for the team is involving oneself in a sexual act for the benefit of one's friends or associates. (Sleeping with a less attractive woman in order for one's friends to sleep with other women).
    * A shortstop is between second base and third, usually referring to an act of manual stimulation leading to orgasm, as in fingering a girl or beating off a guy.
    * Pulling a Bill Buckner is when a drunken maiden, due to her intoxicated state, has sex and is ostracized by her virgin friends. Predominantly used on the East Coast of the United States.
    * An RBI is when a man reaches second or third base, but does not achieve orgasm and proceeds to masturbate to orgasm when returning home.
    * A hit by pitch is when ejaculation lands on receiving partner (often occurring when practicing the "pull-out" technique).
    * A foul ball is an inability to orgasm despite erection or when one partner orgasms and the other does not. Similarly, foul ground is defined as the unattractiveness of the partner causing the failed orgasm.
    * A good glove man up the middle is a male partner skilled in Cunnilingus. (used in the movie Bull Durham).
    * An Earned Run Average is how promiscuous a woman or man is, with a higher average meaning she or he allows more 'scoring'.
    * A Backdoor Slider is a term used to describe unexpected anal sex

Mahor wrote: Le misure immagino non siano proprio le stesse.
Però se parliamo di sesso c'è una tappa sola.

Le altre si bruciano, appunto.

Mahor perde un'oretta e mezzo nei preliminari solo se si tratta di champion's league!

doc G wrote: Mahor perde un'oretta e mezzo nei preliminari solo se si tratta di champion's league!

Si ma se la terza base è oral sex, come dice wikipedia, non è così banale arrivarci :lol2:

lleo wrote: Si ma se la terza base è oral sex, come dice wikipedia, non è così banale arrivarci :lol2:

e infatti basta un piccolo sforzo per arrivare al punto

lleo wrote: Si ma se la terza base è oral sex, come dice wikipedia, non è così banale arrivarci :lol2:

No infatti ho specificato che ho fatto due home run, è che di Baseball non ci capisco una mazza 

Intanto continua il mio attacco alla madre Russia, numero di telefono ottenuto, potrebbe scapparci l'uscita settimana prossima.
Sto andando in palestra 2 volte al giorno per presentarmi pronto  :lol2:
Ma direi che ne vale la pena