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[Andy00]

Che division incredibile

Dico New York....

[rene144]

Matt Wieters.

Non gli Orioles. Proprio Wieters.

Alcuni fatti autentici su Matt Wieters:

When Matt Wieters was being recruited by Georgia Tech, they told him Jason Varitek used to play there. When Jason Varitek showed up during the winter to give money to the school, they told him Matt Wieters used to play there.

Matt Wieters learned to switch hit by lifting a pickup truck with one hand, then repeating the feat with his other hand. As a Baby.

Matt Wieters was sent from the Planet Krypton to save all of Orioledom.

Scott Boras' greatest challenge ever will be to make a notebook full of hyperbole for Matt Wieters, because it is all true.

In last season's finale of Lost, Ben didn't move the island, Matt Wieters did.

When the President is in trouble, she calls Jack Bauer. When Jack Bauer is in trouble, he calls Matt Wieters.

Matt Wieters don't like to be ###### by anybody, except Mrs. Wieters.

Matt Wieters' sweat possesses healing properties.

Matt Wieters once caught an entire game unconscious.

Steroids used Matt Wieters.

Wieters also is Catcher when he pitches. Like Bugs Bunny.

Matt Wieters pitched and caught the 9th inning of a college game. He struck out the side on 9 pitches, while having to move faster than his own fastball in order to catch it. The losing team appealed, and were awarded the game because Georgia Tech only had 8 men on the field. This technicality was the only loss of Matt's pitching career.

Matt Wieters once threw out two attempted stealers with a single throw!

Matt Wieters is built like a tank; he does not even realize when he's been plunked by a pitch.

Matt Wieters hits so well that he breaks the runs created model because he's such an outlier.

Matt Wieters "handles" his pitchers after they shake him off by changing their pitch in mid-flight using telekinesis.

I have a Matt Wieters rookie card, only it looks and feels strangely like a HOF plaque.

How does Wieters hit .355? When he hits a ground ball, he waves his bat and the fielders part.

History will record that as a rookie Matt Wieters not only won the batting, RBI and Home Run titles but that he also won the Preakness Stakes, Belmont Stakes and the Kentucky Derby.

When Matt Weiters makes contact with the ball water issues forth.

Matt Weiters can turn Gatorade into beer.

Matt Wieters was on the orginal Team USA WBC roster, but was taken off when a group of Canadian pitchers, in their own self-interest, pointed out that the Obama administration does not allow torture

Major League Baseball consists of 29 Major League teams, 1 Washington Nationals team and 1 Matt Wieters.

Randy Johnson once killed a bird with a ball. Matt Wieters can kill two birds with one ball.

Opposing pitchers are so afraid of Matt Wieters that when they "Balk" they are actually stopping mid-pitch to say "bawk!"

Matt Wieters can hit a three-run home run with no one on base.

Matt Wieters once threw out a runner trying to steal from the on-deck circle.

Matt Wieters can divide by zero. This will come in handy on the Orioles.

The last seven baserunners to attempt steals against Matt Wieters committed suicide halfway between first and second base.

An opposing batter once stepped into the box, took one look at Matt Wieters, and went insane. The umpire had no choice but to call catcher's interference and award the batter first base.

Matt Wieters uses the Shroud of Turin as his chest protector.

Bud Selig was a handsome man until Matt Wieters punched him in the face for introducing the Wild Card.

Matt Wieters' sweat can be used to detect any performance enhancing drug in any player. MLB would like to begin using this to test, but you will never, ever, ever see Matt Wieters sweat.

Carl Pavano has actually been a model of health, but everytime someone mentions the name "Matt Wieters", his shoulder separates on its own in abject fear.

Matt Wieters once ate 48 hot dogs in a single setting. He had enormous stomach pains all night, and in the morning he experienced a large bowel movement. That bowel movement became Brad Aumsus.

Jim Rice has nightmares about Matt Wieters.

Matt Wieters doesn't need to swing the bat to get a HR. The ball simply reverses direction and hides behind the wall out of FEAR of being stuck by his bat.

The real reason Mark Teixeira went to the Yankees? Being near Matt Wieters makes him feel unloved.

During the seventh-inning stretch, Matt Wieters spells out O-R-I-O-L-E-S with his body - in cursive.

Matt Wieters doesn't use a catcher's glove, just some duct tape and a few Cool Ranch Doritos.

Matt Wieters once hit a ball so hard it screamed in pain.

Matt Wieters was intentionally walked 4 times in one at-bat, his ghost runner scoring the winning run.

Sometimes the rain has a Matt Wieters delay.

Matt Wieters is worth +76 wins. To the Nationals, due to proximity.

The day Matt Wieters was born, Dave Dravecky's arm snapped out of fear.

Matt Wieters would steal more bases, but he plays in a wheelchair to make it fair, and allows the opposing team to hide second base.

When he's catching, you don't pitch to Matt Wieters, he just decides where he wants to catch the ball and it materializes in his glove.

Matt Wieters hit an infield fly 500 feet. If that sounds like a contradiction, that's because it is.

When Matt Wieters is behind the plate, the pitcher has to wear a catcher's mitt.

Matt Wieters can throw out baserunners without the help of the infield. He merely hurls the ball directly at the base, and the impact launches it into the stands.

Matt Wieters beat Bugs Bunny.

Matt Wieters called a one-hitter with Jeff Weaver on the mound. yes, he's that good.

Matt Wieters didn't make the jump to AA. AA made the jump to Wieters.

When the Orioles face the Giants in interleague play this year scientists worry that a Lincecum / Wieters matchup might melt all the ice in Greenland. Wieters would of course just blow on Greenland and refreeze all of the ice.

When Matt Wieters faces DiceK for the first time he will hit a gyroball through the green monster and it will be the first time anybody has hit a Godzilla homerun.

Matt Wieters does not sleep. He waits.

[Assassino reale]

Fa molto Chuck Norris...però questa è fantastica:

Steroids used Matt Wieters.

:lol2:

[rene144]

Ehi, quella è mia (è l'unica )

[gex]

Ho votato per Boston, ovviamente.

Ma occhio a Chuck Norris.

[pirata89]

voto Boston

[Dreamer]

Dopo l'ultima offseason....difficile non dire Yankees. Non scommetterei montagne di verdoni che la rotazione di Tampa si mantiene ai livelli altissimi dell'anno scorso....

[Assassino reale]

Ehi, quella è mia (è l'unica )

[all3n]

Yankees, visto che JD già adesso comincia ad accusare problemi fisici e ho i miei dubbi sul fatto che Papi torni a grandi livelli. In ogni caso saremo competitivi, e daremo filo da torcere...
Occhio a Baldelli...

[shilton]

Peccato non possano andare in tre alla post season.

E' tornata l'ora degli Yankees per me.


1 NY
2 BOS
3 TB
4 TOR
5 BAL

[Tasco]

NY
BOS
TB
BAL
TOR

[Beetlebum]

tampa bay

[guerriero]

con l'investimento che hanno fatto, almeno sulla carta dico i Pigiamoni

[Jackson9]

quest'anno Yankees

[Rasheed]

difficile...

in partenza dico boston....perchè è una squadra da 94 W lo scorso anno con beckett normale e ortiz,drew con problemi...quindi se fossero sani dovrebbe andare oltre quella quota...

conteranno tantissimo gli infortuni...magari stiam parlando di nulla...

cmq boston di stretta misura su new york